i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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