another moral hangover. fuck.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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