I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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