So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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