I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
They are going to name an STD after you.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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