I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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