Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
