I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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