worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Fuck appropriateness.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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