dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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