i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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