What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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