How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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