I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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