You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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