I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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