Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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