some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm jealous of your bromance
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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