Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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