Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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