This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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