is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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