Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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