You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
