Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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