Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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