i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Randomize
