so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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