Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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