Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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