I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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