You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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