4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
