is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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