im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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