I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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