so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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