the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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