I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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