i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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