Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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