i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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