it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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