ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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