hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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