i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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