That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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