How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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