i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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