remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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