yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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