It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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