I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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