Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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