hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
