There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Randomize
