whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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